Kevin ran into someone at the grocery store the other day…

0:00 – Kev ruins the opening of the podcast with his ADHD

1:40  – Ethan plays his favorite John Lennon song and makes it worse

8:00 – Foreskin

11:10 – Kev took Ethan’s job

13:10 – Ethan’s review drama

16:00 – The pod accidentally gets political

18:55 – Pizza Sprinkles

20:00 – Homeless

22:30 – Sweet n Sour Sauce

Ethan got into an accident. He had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

0:00 Poppin Pills Interlude

2:30 Kev got hit on by a cougar

5:00 Making Drunk Love in the Gender Neutral Bathroom

10:00 Ethan’s struggle with ice

12:00 A girl under 5 feet beat up Ethan

14:10 Ethan slipped on his carpet

16:30 Ethan had to beat an old lady with a stick

18:50 Ethan doesn’t work hard enough Interlude

20:25 The accident

28:50 How Ethan drove himself to the hospital with a broken ankle

30:50 The ER during COVID is nuts / Ethan’s nightmare

32:50 Ethan broke his ankle but didn’t know until weeks later

34:50 Should Ethan sue? Is that lame? 

37:20 Kev gets DESTROYED by Ethan

42:40 Ethan the Schizio

Ma’am, you need to stop texting and driving 

0:00 Kev and Ethan lost a nasty fight. 

1:00 Y’ever been to a New Years Party?

3:30 Botanical Gardens during Christmas is a BAD IDEA

13:00 Kev wants to be simulation breaker

17:00 Move away from your home town.

21:50 The bitch dressed as the bitch from Frozen

24:45 Somehow we are talking about Over The Hedge

27:00 Kev’s party

Kev and Ethan spread false information about their friend, Ethan tells a story about his strange Christmas, and Kev has beef with Ethan’s Neighbor

0:00 – Kev attempts to name the actors in Don’t Look Up.

1:30 – We tell lies about our good friend Bristle for several minutes.

11:00 – dudes who trade stock over the phone need their ass beat.

12:55 – more lies about Brayson (Bristle).

14:35 – Kev raises another toast

16:35 – Ethan’s family has a dog who is an alcoholic. Not joking.

22:09 – Ethan’s grandpa bought a gun.

26:19 – Kev explains why he chooses to stay away from family

29:00 – Kev had a bad encounter with Ethan’s neighbor

Megan is back! We talk about the hot mom from Good Luck Charlie, Instagram stalking, and tell the stories about how we all got cucked in high school.

0:00 – (THE SETUP) Ethan tells Megan that Kev’s brother died and his family is in financial ruin. 

2:20 – Once again, Leigh Allyn Baker. The Hollywood Refugee Anti-Mask Hot Mom from Good Luck Charlie.

13:25 – Embarrassing High School Dance Stories

15:45 – Ethan had two dates at one prom… and somehow got cucked

21:00 – Megan’s Homecoming story where she got cucked.

24:22 – Why does Ethan assume Megan reads books?

29:20 – Who is Megan?

33:45 – Ethan found a deleted video of Megan

38:15 – Stalking on Instagram

41:25 – (THE PUNCH) Did Megan play an instrument?

50:00 – Kevin’s conspiracies

Kev makes a toast, we learn how to prevent human dog girl people from peeing on your floor, and we add nothing to the Neil Young / Joe Rogan stuff.

0:00 – Kev has an important announcement

1:00 – Dumb wedding speeches

3:25 – Gus Johnson got the most unappealing face

4:10 – Euphoria fucking sucks

8:10 – Kev and Ethan both take the same position on topics which is why the pod isn’t a success

9:00 – When your hot human girl dog pees on the floor.

12:30 – We had a video go viral on the highlights channel

14:25 – Joe Rogan v Neil Young is Hilarious

26:20 – Being anti-evil while also being evil

28:45 – the hatchback of dogs

Ethan, Kevin, and Megan bring the heat in this episode. We talkJason Derulo, Usher, Nelly, and screaming at dead bodies. It’s a great time.

0:00 – A girl (who isn’t white) is on the pod! Big milestone.

6:00 – Megan manslaughters the entire organization of Police

8:45 – Jason Derulo

10:00 – Wait, what happened to Jason Derulo and Usher???

12:45 – Ethan’s dumb fact about the Talk Dirty music video that is dumb

16:00 – T-Pain

18:00 – we get distracted talking about Gus Johnson

21:45 – Back to T- Pain

24:05 – St. Louis people need to let Nelly go

29:50 – What flavor of Asian are you?

35:55 – Throwing Grandma’s corpse at the wall

Kevin and Ethan recap their terrible Christmas.

0:00 – Kev thought Sam Rami, the director of Spider-Man… was Spider-Man LMAO

4:00 – Spider-Man was ruined from a girl’s finsta account

8:30 – Bulking up

10:15 – Four Christmases

20:00 – Ethan went to a Brewery

26:00 – DJ Munchkin 

30:15 – Jon Favreau is a genius

Kev and Ethan do their first ad read and Ethan talks about his night out.

(1:00) What to do when your hot cousin is back in town

(3:30) Chop Can

(8:40) Coming clean

(10:50) Kev and Ethan are traumatized

(18:27) Straight people are NUTS at a bar

(21:55) What are your pronouns and can I have a cig?

(25:30) $9 shots

(28:15) Straight people are NUTS at a bar pt.2

(34:00) Ethan tearing it up on the dance floor

(44:00) Homeless dude watches Ethan jump his car

Trucker Carlton lol

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(1:40) Grip it and Rip it

(3:15) The CEO of Podcasting has been banned

(12:20) Canes

(13:50) Amendment Tier List

(16:10) Trucker Carlton

(19:00) Sounding

(20:00) It just falls apart from here. VOCODED