0:00 – AMSR
2:00 – Midwest Nuclear Family
9:30 – White Girl Wasted
13:15 – Ethan gets approval from his wife to shit talk
16:00 Story actually starts
19:00 – DO NOT RESPECT ELDERS IF YOU PAYING FOR THE MEAL
25:30 – Bad encounter with girlfriend’s grandpa
31:00 – Do you shit at restaurants
33:45 – 9/11 raised GDP
38:00 – Paul Blart Mall Cop
41:00 – Adam Sandler on Jessie
47:00 – Ethan’s Door and Cat Revealed
52:00 – The Military’s Crimes on Soldiers
58:00 – America’s low collective intelligence
1:01:00 – Anti-American Behavior
1:13:00 – Big straw challenge